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Actually spelled "LED ZEPPELIN", but that's not a big deal. what is a big deal is the fuckhole that wrote this:

If you don't know who they are...well you should follow a BLACK DOG up THE STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN only to be DAZED AND CONFUSED because you will never know THE SECRET OF EVERMORE

the song is actually called BATTLE OF EVERMORE
it's based on the lord of the rings series by tolkien, as a couple of LED ZEPPELIN'S songs are.

this guy is obviously a retard and should not be taken seriously.
joel: ac/dc is better than led zeppelin!
page:*punches him*
by pAge May 31, 2005
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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it is spelt zeppelin dumbass. read any goddamn record. ZEPPELIN!!! If you cant spell Led Zeppelin, you don't know Zeppelin.
by drew January 10, 2005
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"Oh wow i love led zeppelin"
(A true fan)
"Oh wow i love led zepplin"
(Naaaaa)
by stoney December 13, 2003
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A misspelled version of Led Zeppelin. A definition provided by an individual too retarded to spell correctly.
Hey Lick Mah Nutz, you are too retarded to spell the name of the greatest group ever. Go lick your own nutz, like my dog.
by Jimmy Page September 10, 2003
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As previously stated, led zepplin is the correct spelling for the millions of worthless people in this world that have no concept of what music is. Contrary to popular belief, Led Zeppelin was actually started in England in 1968 by God. If you think Misty Mountain Hop is a dance that the hobbits in Lord of the Rings perform, you do not know the zep. If you believe Achilles' Last Stand was the ultimate battle scene in the movie Troy, you do not know the zep. If you don't know that Baby, Come on Home was originally entitled Tribute to Bert Berns, you do not know the zep. Now that I've weeded out 97.3% of you, I would like to take the opportunity to thank those that actually know zeppelin and appreciate their music for what it truly is. Also, to the idiot that posted an entry praising zeppelin, who was trying to be cute and include hidden songs in their message and actually said "secret of evermore" may God and John Bonham have mercy on your soul.
God:Religion::Led Zeppelin:Music

For those of you out there who are in need of names for your children, might I suggest Robert Plant, Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, or John Bonham followed by your last name.
by roy harper July 26, 2004
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