A game where you hit massive balls with a tiny car and try to stick the ball in a giant hole

A truly wonderful part of cyberspace where you can discuss the Sony PlayStation 3 console, insult peoples parents or just hang out with your chums.

The place your parents wanted you to go to, but even YOUR dumbass knew you wouldn't get in.

A distinct British form of football (soccar) played by unfit, hungover builders (and every other trade / profession you can think of) on wet sunday afternoons in local parks. Games are normally brutal affairs with multiple red cards, horrific injury and lifetime bans common occurances.

"C" list friends who you will hang out with, but cant be seen with

Slang term for something of big time, major, gigantic or huge proportions.

THE GAME CREATED BY SATAN HIMSELF. ONCE YOU JUMP INTO YOUR FIRST MULTIPLAYER MATCH, IT'S ALL OVER FOR YOU. YOU'LL KEEP PLAYING AND PLAYING UNTIL YOU'VE PRESSED THE 'Q' KEY SO MUCH TIMES THAT YOUR FINGERS WILL TURN INTO BLOODY STUMPS. THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF IS IF YOU'RE AN EMO TEENAGER WITH MENTAL STABILITY PROBLEMS AND NEED A $40 GUIDE TO PLAY A SINGLE VIDEO GAME.