Top definition
Being called a "leaf monkey" or a "leaf monkea" is the greatest insult someone could possibly get.
Colin - takes Oscar's Takis.

Oscar - "Colin, give me back my Takis you leaf monkey!"
by leafmonkea March 22, 2019
Get a leaf monkey mug for your bunkmate José.
Aug 8 Word of the Day
Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN
"Check out the pata sucia on that vaca. Hey tubby, put your shoes back on."
by luvmyreddog June 22, 2014
Get a Pata sucia mug for your papa Georges.
2
An African American who smokes marijuana leaf is labeled as a leaf monkey.
by Poussypoumper May 23, 2019
Get the Leaf monkey neck gaiter and mug.