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Me: Knock Knock
Your Mom: who's there
Me: Boo
Your Mom: Boo who
Me: Why are you crying.
Your mom: LBS
by Kingformerlyknownaskhari February 25, 2010
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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An abbreviated medical term known as Leaky Bum-hole Syndrome. LBS is a disease where you may leave mysterious liquids upon the surface of chairs within minutes of sitting on them, this is due to the prefuse sweating of the rectum. The average age of diagnosis is around 16 but can come at any time.
Dan: "Did you see the sweat patch on Larry Sagwatch's chair after maths?"
Tom: "Yeah man, think he has LBS."
by Larry Sagwatch March 07, 2018
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1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.

2. acronym for a few different phrases:

- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)

- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy

- Laughing But Serious
Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?

Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.

Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!

Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles
by pixelfairy January 11, 2012
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A synonym for pounds. When read, you read it as pounds. Originated from the Zodiac Sign, Libra, which is a balance, or scale. That referred to weight, so people decided to substitute it for pounds.
by [E]vzfire13 May 30, 2009
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L=Loose B=Bowel S=Syndrome;
when you drop one and its straight up diarrhea.
Dude, I think I have L.B.S.!
Ew, wtf?
by D33ZI3 BABI3 August 25, 2010
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weight in pounds, usually refering to one's physique.
"Dude, she's hot!"
"I don't know, man. She's packing some major LBs."
by J-Fi July 11, 2005
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