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Me: Knock Knock
Your Mom: who's there
Me: Boo
Your Mom: Boo who
Me: Why are you crying.
Your mom: LBS
Your Mom: who's there
Me: Boo
Your Mom: Boo who
Me: Why are you crying.
Your mom: LBS
by Kingformerlyknownaskhari February 25, 2010
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An abbreviated medical term known as Leaky Bum-hole Syndrome. LBS is a disease where you may leave mysterious liquids upon the surface of chairs within minutes of sitting on them, this is due to the prefuse sweating of the rectum. The average age of diagnosis is around 16 but can come at any time.
Dan: "Did you see the sweat patch on Larry Sagwatch's chair after maths?"
Tom: "Yeah man, think he has LBS."
Tom: "Yeah man, think he has LBS."
by Larry Sagwatch March 07, 2018
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1. (unit of measurement) the abbreviation for pounds, which is weird because the word "pound" doesn't have an "L" or a "B" in it, that's English for ya.
2. acronym for a few different phrases:
- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)
- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy
- Laughing But Serious
2. acronym for a few different phrases:
- Local Bike Shop (similar to local fish shop)
- Little Bitch Syndrome, which is a tendency to be lazy
- Laughing But Serious
Carrie: Damn girl! you have lost some LBs!! what have you been doin all summer?
Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.
Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!
Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles
Sheila: I got a sweet hardtail from our favorite LBS and I've been hittin the trail like everyday.
Carrie: wow, I'm going to stop being a lazy bitch and join you!
Sheila: giggles... "LBS" ...giggles
by pixelfairy January 11, 2012
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A synonym for pounds. When read, you read it as pounds. Originated from the Zodiac Sign, Libra, which is a balance, or scale. That referred to weight, so people decided to substitute it for pounds.
by [E]vzfire13 May 30, 2009