Commonly confused with erectile dysfunction, "lazycock" is when your dick won't get hard. Not because it can't. Just because it doesn't feel like it. This disease spans all races and creeds. It doesn't matter if the person attached to the cock in question is horny or not. The closest someone can come to mimicking a lazycock is to fondle a semi flaccid penis for hours. Who knows you may just find out that you are dealing with a genuine lazycock in the process.

Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)