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(AKA Lazy Boner) When your penus fills with blood so its still limp but appears much bigger then usual, in between limp and a full erection. It can be used to impress ladys as if that were the size of your penis on limp but really its on lazy b
Ex1. She is so hot I got on Lazy B just by looking at her.
Ex2. Is it really that big on limp? or is it on lazy B?
by Justin Mekdessie November 18, 2007
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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