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The best guy you'll ever meet.Sometines emotional.Can make you laugh really easy.Usually one of the smartest kids in the class
He is very layton
by Pillow Mickey January 26, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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man with a very large penis that egaculates at a long distance
His layton is very huge
by lkj14 February 04, 2011
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A man with a enormous penis

Every girls sexual fantasy

Every girl wants his enormous inside of them
I wish I was Layton

I wish my penis was as big as his
by Reece212121 April 05, 2016
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1. Being a knifer expert in MW3 2. A crazy knifer/ idiot
Dude I just got laytoned from across the map!
by Whambamthankyoumam69 November 19, 2011
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Layton is a 12 year old canadian emo who has the voice of a 20 year old. He plays video games for a living and likes to make shitty memes, which he thinks are hilarious, but are actually dry and very unfunny.
Laytons on the xbox again.
by JyeLikesSweat January 13, 2017
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A young kid with the voice of Batman. He likes sports. He’s really smart and can impress lost of people at once. He has a HUGE dick like I mean HUGE. 13 Inches! That’s an inch longer than those fucking wooden rulers. Geuss that’s why they call it morning wood. Anyway, he loves video games and has the dirtiest mind out of his school. He can make anyone laugh. He LOVES to shit talk, like for real loves it. He fucking made some kid cry one time from shit talking. He eats like a fuck ton but is still skinny as fuck.
Omg I can’t belive Layton said hi to me!
IKR I’m so wet right now 💦💦💦💦
by GetShitOnKid0284828 January 04, 2019
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