Urban Dictionary: laymau

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This is what "LMAO" sounds like irl.Pronounced "Lay-m-ow"

Vicky: OMGAW HE HATES ME WTF IS HIS PROB
Amanda:Dont worry its just cuz he has a huge peice of metal shit up his ass
Vicky: LAYMAU!!!!1one

by VARDMEISTER May 19, 2006

Jul 6 Word of the Day

A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.

by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012