Urban Dictionary: lay mud

to drop a big dirty shit

mick said to darren if you dont get out of the toilet im gonna lay mud on your head

by bosch June 04, 2004

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to drop a shit, hang a terd.

Glenn was watching German porn and the man lay mud on the womens cheast

by mick June 08, 2004

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When burrito night means more to you than your girlfriend.

Hurry the hell up and open the door, I gotta lay mud!

by Donkeyshow November 21, 2003

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