Urban Dictionary: laxative

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what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels

It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

by yorrick hunt February 03, 2008

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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.

Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.

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laxative

self-inflected diarrhea

took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am

by allygurl829 June 03, 2009

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laxative

substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.

dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.

by sr716 June 30, 2009

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laxatives

Multiple consumable things to make you poo a lot.
See also: laxative

"Laxatives are on the top shelf"
"You look constipated, buy some laxatives"
"You're so full of it that you need laxatives"

by Techoville April 15, 2007

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Laxatives

Pills that make you poop. Mostly taken by anorexics.

Girl #1:OMG! You are literally skin and bones!
Girl #2:I just took too many laxatives.

by Mandy Maxiine July 24, 2008

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LAXative

Something that can be consumed to make your lacrosse game flow more smoothly

I took a laxative last night before the championship game and I scored 18 goals!

by Papabear28 May 30, 2009

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