a lax bro is a guy who plays the dope sport called lax. He acts pretty gay, using language like “broski” , “stoked”, and “brah” to communicate with other fellow lax bro members. They grow their hair to their shoulders which is known as “the flow”. 99.999% of the time a lax bro is white and originates from the east coast of America. They drive yachts, get hoes, and wear preppy clothing like vineyard vines polos, madras, rainbow reefs, high white socks, and hemp necklaces. Some common lax bro names are Shawn, Chad, Todd, Brian, and Brett. Lax is their god, and he will always come first. #BrosBeforeHoes #LaxBeforeHoes

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A lax bro is a guy who plays lacrosse and fully embraces the culture. Commonly found in Maryland, many also spend their time outside laxin' going to Catholic schools and boating. Many lax bros populate Annapolis and the Eastern Shore of Maryland, mostly the Easton area. They spend a lot of time in Ocean City catchin' waves or beach laxin'. Lax bros will often get together for a lax sesh, which usually includes the following: some brews, some bowls, babes, Dispatch, O.A.R., hemp anklets, board shorts, lax jerseys, polos, Madras clothing, Rainbow flip flops, and sometimes Lilly Pulitzer. Many lax bros have long hair and join fraternities in college.

The babes surrounding lax bros are commonly their girlfriends or friends from school. An important thing to remember about lax bros is that they may sleep with a trashy girl, but kick her out immediately afterwards. Lax bros will typically marry the female counterpart to himself, which is a girl who dresses with class and will take their little lax bros to lax practice starting at age 4. These girls also know how to play lax and will lax sesh with the bros from time to time. Many also play field hockey. Lax bros have potential to be assholes to girls and other people outside of their circle, but they are complete gentlemen to their ladies.

Essentially, lax bros are a result of the connotations of beach culture linked with lacrosse culture, the two go hand in hand in places like Maryland.

a human being who has allowed their inner flame of humanity to be completely extinguished by the awesome power of the lax

someone who has flow, wears mids, and lax pinnys daily. and gets the ladies.

The lax bro uniform, or dress code guidelines are as follows:
1) Headwear: Trucker hats, backwards college hats, goofy winter hats, (ie puff balls and ear flaps)
2) Hair: the longer the better, the wavier the better (wavy lettuce out the backside of helmet or cap)
3) Shirts: Polos, youth league T's, Pinnies, or Skins
4) Shorts: Plaid/Madras, seersucker, long team shorts
5) Footwear: Rainbow, Reefs, Turf shoes with high black socks
6) Accessories: hemp bracelets/necklace, shooting string or sidewall lace bracelets, Ray-ban, Arnetts, or Oakley shades, Lax themed tattoos (ie crossed sticks on calf)

Any male individual who plays (or assosiciates those who play) lacrosse. They wear hats (fitted, trucker, college lax hats), bright colors, and have long hair. Their vocabulary consists of, but is not limited to: word, bro, gnarly, stoked, flow, etc.