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its like pwnage but its like you do something funny hence the word lawlage
Edgar: yeah that fat fuck got me into trouble for speeding
Michelle: oh that sucks
Edgar: yeah but when i was driving back to my house he was driving behind me and i went like 5mph
Michelle: HA LAWLAGE!
by Edgar Barrett October 17, 2007
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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