Mans who try to do law but is a piece stupid. They like dirty yats who never say to no to being wooked. They try to act ruff by talking about tort and contract. But bare amounts of them are fassi's. Only a few are weighty ghetto mans!!!! The most cleverest law mans bruk the law up hard!!
Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!
Some law mans try it and pretend to be rude bwais trying to bust avirex and classics. But those mans don even know simplest contract teries. Some fassis even fail piss easy tings like gpl with foreseen set texts - chumps!!!
by law society at Reading Uni December 04, 2003
“Hey man, have you heard the song Georgia Law Man? It totally slaps.”
“Shut the fuck up Jeremy and help me hide the body”
“Shut the fuck up Jeremy and help me hide the body”
by Radeblade October 08, 2020
by EagleAS October 28, 2018
Congratulations on reading to the bottom. Go grab yourself a congratulatory beer.
If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?
If you just scrolled here anyway, hey, what says you can't have a congratulatory beer?
If this somehow gets above J-Mont's definition of "Man Laws", grab a beer, get comfortable, and read on, my friend.
by DNottin May 25, 2013
Rules that ALL MEN must abide by!If you dont,well then your not a man(your just a pansey,a pretty boy,a hoe,and a selfabuser).When they are laid down by ONE MAN then agree to by MANY,it is then said to be LAW.The law is what you make of it.Study them hard and any problem can be easily sovled in a HEDERO fashon.Law can't be subject to change unless absulote need of change.Let this document be the fondation for all the laws you make(or The MLF).TO MEN!TO FOOD!TO WOMEN!TO BEER(beer being last makes it most important)!MAN LAW!
*No Blocking(if your friends already with that girl you spit game to on the regular,STOP TALKING TO HER)
MAN LAW!
*Share With Your Fellow Man(sluty women,six pack of beer,cigs,what you make of it)
MAN LAW!
*When At The Urinal Stare Directly Ahead(no wandering eyes cause thats just wrong)
MAN LAW!
*When Slaping Women On The Ass Be Careful(to hard,they slap back,to soft,what was the point,open palm with a slight grip at contact,you get a smile from her)
MAN LAW!
*No Watching Porn With Your Freinds(because it always leads to a odd conversation at one point or another)
MAN LAW!
*No Abusing Beer(just don't)
MAN LAW!
*When Everyone Leaves Out To Go Bar Hoping Everyone Has To Pitch In $3.50 To The Desanated Driver(unless your on a shutle bus)
MAN LAW!
MAN LAW!
*Share With Your Fellow Man(sluty women,six pack of beer,cigs,what you make of it)
MAN LAW!
*When At The Urinal Stare Directly Ahead(no wandering eyes cause thats just wrong)
MAN LAW!
*When Slaping Women On The Ass Be Careful(to hard,they slap back,to soft,what was the point,open palm with a slight grip at contact,you get a smile from her)
MAN LAW!
*No Watching Porn With Your Freinds(because it always leads to a odd conversation at one point or another)
MAN LAW!
*No Abusing Beer(just don't)
MAN LAW!
*When Everyone Leaves Out To Go Bar Hoping Everyone Has To Pitch In $3.50 To The Desanated Driver(unless your on a shutle bus)
MAN LAW!
by tha goods October 24, 2006
"Oh shit that girl is fucking hot."
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.
"Dude. I told you I wanted that before you wanted on it."
"Damn. Alright. You're my bro so I'll let you try to hit that up."
"Cool."
"Yeah. It's man law after all. If man law expires though thats mine."
"Alright. Awesome.
by Man Law September 07, 2006
If your friends ex comes on to you or you find her attractive then you have to have your friends consent to have any relations with before said female, BUT, talking to her is perfectly fine.
MAn LaW: exlp #1
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!
MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.
Joe: hey man, amber is coming on to me.
Matt: idc, hit that shit!
Joe: Hell yea!
MAn LaW: exlp #2
Jesy: dude i think yo ex katey is hot.
Tone: cool i dont, go for it.
Jesy: dont gotta tell me twice.
by JoEho! August 10, 2009