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lavitate
To
use
the toilet
.
I've
got to go
to the
bathroom
to lavitate.
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March 07, 2004
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Fracking
A polite term for shoving a
lubricated
probe
into
the Earth's
hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble
passing gas
.
People: That's nothing a
fracking
won't
fix
.
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February 21, 2012
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2
Lavitate
Hovering
over a
lavatory
seat
, rather than sitting.
The public
toilets
in the bar were
filthy
but I was desperate so I had to
lavitate
.
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April 26, 2018
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3
lavitate
The act of
not exactly
sitting, but not exactly standing over a
LONGDROP
, but more a case of just bending the knees with
your bum
a few inches above the seat when wanting to defecate
The
longdrop
was
somewhat
very dirty, so I had to lavitate while trying to
have a crap
.
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January 19, 2011
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