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Lavar ball is a loud mouth fat man who thinks he would destroy Michael Jordan in a 1v1. His sons lonzo, liangelo, and lamelo are probably the most Unorthodoxed basketball players of all time, but somehow they are very good. Lavar ball takes full responsibility of this. Claims to be the best basketball player of all time. Averaged 2.2 points per game in college, claims oldest son lonzo is better than 2 time MVP Stephen Curry of the Golden State Warriors. Wants to play Hall of famer Charles Barkley, then tells him to stay behind his desk at TNT and eat donuts. Claims his son lamelo is better than Jesus Christ at basketball.
Lavar ball is a fat lard who only can do 2 pull ups
by Nikkideez March 15, 2017
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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the best man on earth who can take all the dicks even mine because I would smash and bend him over hard . He gets all the pussy and will cum on me till I drown.

GOD.
You are lavar ball
by lavarballisgod June 26, 2017
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