1. when a man sits wish his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

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when a man sits with his legs spread wide for maximum testicular comfort.

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When a guy sits down in a seat and spreads his legs apart wide, as if his testicles were hot as lava and needed ventilation. Usually used pejoratively, especially against men who do this on public transit and so waste space or make their seat neighbors uncomfortable.