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a person who is always wanting it. they like strip teases and whip cream. on them. they like it big & bad.
guy: dangg ! did you see her, she was so lauxes last night it was hot.

by hot mah ! January 23, 2009
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Laux is a bitch that looks like Fiona, nobody likes her, she's a complete asshole, and no one will go out with her
wow Laux actually looks like Fiona
by Jasmine Munoz asdf March 17, 2018
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