A horrible language.

The second coolest thing in the world, after drinking and before greek and smoking.

Dead language, but not quite, therefore it is a zombie language. Nobody really likes it but people teach it and people still learn it. The main job of the language is to kill people's GPA grades. Most people take the language unknowingly, thinking that they will sound smart, but it turns out they can not change the fate of being stupid.
I'm not trying to offend anyone - it's the truth.

I thought I'd be like Indiana Jones but instead it killed my GPA.

Gamer.

Language believed to be dead but has been kept alive by a secret cult living deep under Topeka that hopes some day to stage a coup and put Latin back in its place.

Language from which many other languages are derived from.

No longer spoken but some schools still insist on teaching it for god-knows-what reason...