When you're a little kid and you really don't fucking want to go to bed, you're desperate. You're not tired, you're not ready for this shit. Hell, you can play some Nintendo right now if you wanted to. But no, your parents are fucking dicks and say, "Go to bed or I'll punish yo bitchass!" I don't know if they mean punish or just the regular kind, but whatever. They're fucking parents.

So you know what you do? You say "mooooom, I need to go pee-pee." Those dumbasses will fall for it every fucking time, I can guarantee that shit. Put a money-back guarantee and I'll fucking give you a million dollars if it doesn't work.

The only drawback to this is that the piss will only take around 1-2 minutes, 3 minutes if you really know how to make up bullshit excuses. Below is a goodass example of a situation just like the one described.

A midnight orgy where people bring friends with benefits, have kush and taking shots

Crusty pu-nannie

A late night surprise occurs when you are asleep and your younger brother sneaks into your room and sticks his cock up your dry bumhole.

Usually an assortment of shows hosted during late hours relative to times on the west coast. Usually hosted by possibly depressed lunatics that have either had a full days rest or is heavily lacking rest and is up late attempting to spout psuedo-philosiphy, exaggerated scientific facts, and forceful personal opinions praying someone will tune in eyes and ears to pay attention.

A late-night-talk is a deep talk between two or more people (it must be a small group) that occurs between night and drawn. Usually on a quite place like a balcony or a living room, with chill music in a low volume, alcohol and/or other substances in lower doses. The themes usually are personal so these talks are exclusive to who participated on them and must be interpreted has a bounding.