Stealing a chair from a bar, then walking back home with it, except the police stop you then force you to walk the chair back to wherever you found it.

The single greatest cartoon character I know of, he's from the cartoon "What's with Andy?". The "Prince of Pranks" and "Master Trickster". Likes to prank, but his pranks always land him in deep trouble. Has had many things happen to him, including being in a rodeo, and being snagged on a bull's horns while the bull was running through East Gackle.

The act of defecating on a woman's chest, spelling "donner" with your shit, then titty fucking her. When you reach your climax, ejaculate in a the shape of an L on top of the shit.

A literary character created in the 1950s by English author H.E. Bates.
Pop's first name was "Sidney."

An ugly piece of shit who would Betray his best friend and the pube gang for a little bit of head from some bitch who like his yee yee ass haircut

A crazy ass mother fucking amazing girl who is just so damn perfect it's unexplainable. She will blow you away with her pancakes, 400s, weird-ass delicious tuna apple salad, perfect body, and taste for adventure and spontaneity. Sometimes, she's crazy as hell and makes you want to cry, but fuck. For some reason, with her, it's all okay. She's the kind of person who you feel lucky to have met, because nobody marches to their own drum the way she does. To you, Lark. PS. I was going to say don't forget your shoes, but you know what? Forget your shoes if that's what you're into. Who the fuck needs shoes anyway?

Eggplant Boi