Urban Dictionary: larke

to stab your leg repeatedly in front of someone then force them to drink your blood.

dude, i totally larked that kid with the eyeliner.

by torri mccalvin November 03, 2007

This is what happens when a druggee gets together with a 70 year old woman.

"Look at the larks play the trombone today."
Please visit the 'Lark Garden' behind the WWPHSS school

Ew look at that kid nol he’s such a lark

by Fouie January 28, 2020

Someone who often cries over One Direction and uses dark humor to cope with their break.

by shanepattinson July 10, 2008

Lark is porn it stands for destroying or demolishing that pussy

by Papabeewax April 09, 2017

v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.

John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.

by STL king March 01, 2009