a shithole with plenty of neds and half decent ice cream

largs is good for one thing, home of elaine joe and martin.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

1) a playful insult, similar in meaning to 'big silly goose'... could be use by a gay person or friend.
2) a typo of larf.

To murder an excess of 10,000 people.

(v) when a girl gargles the cum in her mouth

When a flacid penis is presented to a female part, mostly a vagina, it remains soft causing the male to think of his sexual preferences.

Ugh or awful.