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An SUV. So called because so often the person driving an SUV is a fatass, and SUVs are such good vehicles for a lardass.
There goes that fatty in her lard wagon. Too bad she's so fat she can't drive a regular car like the rest of us.
by PMax February 24, 2008
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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