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A lazy ass motherfucker who never comes out of his room and constantly beats off to gay porn while fingering his asshole.
Why are you being such a motherfucking laptiwitz wanna be today?
by Wentworth kid March 21, 2005
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Sep 16 Word of the Day
(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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