hyperyouth_firepower is lapsap dog.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

Example 1.
Steve: "I totally covered Marissa's face with Lap Sap last night"
Martin: "Cool Story Bro"
Example 2.
Sam: "Fuck, we're out of butter"
Jay "Do you want some Lap Sap on your toast instead?"