Urban Dictionary: lape

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To lape someone is the act by which one ejaculates seminal fluids on another's body.

She complained that after being laped she was all sticky.

by Mokra Cipka November 22, 2007

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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.

by rednos January 10, 2013

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Lape

1)Unconditional love for dolphins
2)A extreme case of over achiever
3)The opposite of George.
4)Anti-George

"That Matt, he is so Lape for that Dolphin."
"Dude, don't Lape that exam."
"Are you laping me right now?"
"Haha, you just got lape."

by Issam March 31, 2008

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lapes

old people; elderly; senior citizens

Look at those lapes sitting in those rocking chairs.

by Anish Patel May 26, 2008

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Lape

Pronounced LAYPE, this is just like being fraped but on LinkedIn.

I totally just LAPEd you bro, XD

by thebigwan March 05, 2015

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lape

a stupid person; moron

Donner was a lape for talking about VHS's being gone forever deliberately. It was not an accident for him.

by forehard bill July 21, 2018

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Lape

(v) When Mr. Lapish gives you so much homework and you can't do anything else.

"Did you watch the football game last night?"
"No, I was Laped"

by shazwald2.0 March 01, 2010

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