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1. Once around a race track
2. to be an entire lap ahead of somebody in a race
I'm on lap 72. I just lapped you!
by 5'1"Racer January 17, 2004
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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the main circut for kids in there done up cars to cruise and show off their rides.
Hey dude, should we hope in our honda and do some "laps" tonight?
by physiKARL August 09, 2005
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Live Audio Porn.

One is treated to L.A.P. when a neighbor/roommate with whom you share a thin wall, or live close enough to, has loud sex. Generally characterized as a truly terrifying experience in which the recipient of the L.A.P. is subjected to aural terrorism in the form of moans, groans, yelps, heavy breathing, bed/furniture crashing, and various other unsettling noises.
Last night, while I was trying to study for my final, my disgusting roommate and his girlfriend treated me to a L.A.P.

The L.A.P. I caught the other night was so bad, I could tell she didn't cum.
by Disgruntled Roommate May 05, 2007
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To run around in a full circle around a large object such as a soccer field; to go away, get lost.
"Hey a buddy, why you do us all a favor and take a lap?" LIKE NOW!"
by TakeALap February 10, 2010
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1.) The process of walking through a bar or club to assess attendance and pick a location to hang out. Sometimes known as the "initial lap."

2.) Repeating the above process of walking through a bar or club to "pick through the merchandise" for some prospective dates or tricks, etc. Sometimes known as "window shopping".
"Let's do a lap before we commit to a location."
by Anthony808 December 21, 2014
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