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A derogatory term for a woman's vagina, more so if said woman is suffering from a yeast infection and her period at the same time.
Tim: "Damn, lemme get a piece of that lap lasagna, girl".
by DrDovah187 March 11, 2016
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Jul 7 Word of the Day
When you're being horny (especially around friends) and as a result shame ensues.
Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."

Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
by Blysterz October 19, 2020
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