by XFalzar June 12, 2020
An erotic dance in which a woman or man sits in a chair and the giver( woman or man) grinds on their lap using their groin, ass, penis, etc
by Hockey Stick May 16, 2015
by Jeff Larington May 14, 2010
This is the act of one taking a shit on a toilet whilst another sits on one's lap and shits in the space between his/her legs into the water below. The word missouri, come to find out after coining the term, in a native american dialect means muddy water
Oh man I ate so many corn dogs at the carnival that I had to rush home, no sooner than I dropped my first terd charlene was in there givin me the old missouri lap-dance. I guess she had one corndog too many as well.
by jihad massoud May 27, 2011
The act of a couple having sex while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. The woman sits facing the same direction and does the work.
by Aldiros February 03, 2016
The act of cutting off a persons legs just above the knee and placing them on the individual's lap while he or she is in the sitting position to make it look like they are giving themselves a lap dance with their own legs.
by mr. douch Mcdouchy May 24, 2012
A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.
Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.
What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!
Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.
by Pinche Pdiddy Dollarsign March 15, 2011