A flying air bison.

the god of children's parties.

John: Follow the teachings of Lanta and you wont lose your way.
Heather: And those teachings are?
John: Dont upset the children, balloon animals are easier to make than they seem, and no matter how tempting, dont push the birthday child into the pool.

An organ somewhere between the lungs and heart that when damaged forces the owner to scream "Ow, my lanta!" or "Oh my lanta"! It has no use, similar to the spleen.

Lanta (verb): To take mylanta in order to stop vomiting or other unpleasant things.

LANTA is the name of the bus system in Allentown, PA. While the actual meaning of the acronym remains a mystery, it is best described as Latin Americans Needing Transportation in Allentown

A phrase that means whatever you want it to mean.

Medicine that a young child asks for when their stomach hurts