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a lovable but indescribably awkward friend who frequently partakes in breaking other peoples things, awkward silences, and overstayed welcomes.
He was in the shower with her for over an hour and didn't get it in, damn he's such a langus.

He got too high and broke the bong, dude's such a langus.
by Paper Towelie February 13, 2012
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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To self-seize one's "manhood" from behind and underneath with agression.
"Man ohhh man, I pulled a muscle when I langussed myself last night, Jim"
by Bobby M August 25, 2005
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