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A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.
Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"
by Hector Brockelbank October 17, 2006
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Solarpunk is a movement focused on a positive, ecological vision for a future where technology is used for human-centric and ecocentric purposes. It is a literary, artistic and aesthetic sub-genre and is also closely tied to eco-political activism. Solarpunk narratives have a distinctly positive and utopian foundation in contrast to the often dystopian visions found within other "punk" science fiction genres.
Solarpunk is a literary movement, a hashtag, a flag, and a statement of intent about the future we hope to create.
by wix99 September 20, 2016
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"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"
by htsurgbtch May 08, 2008
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Group of slightly wacky people who have a dual nationality. Don't like coconut.
"Wow, what a weird group of weird people"
"Yeah, they're such Landaus"
by Onetosixpeople March 03, 2019
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