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A platform upon which one lies to masterbate.
Kieran: "Why the fuck is Arleen taking so long?"

Amelia: "Fucks sake I bet shes lying on her landau again with her dildo"
by Hector Brockelbank October 17, 2006
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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"We were drinking beer and watching football when she offered to give me a landau"
by htsurgbtch May 08, 2008
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Group of slightly wacky people who have a dual nationality. Don't like coconut.
"Wow, what a weird group of weird people"
"Yeah, they're such Landaus"
by Onetosixpeople March 03, 2019
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