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A morbidly obease person, usually female, they struggle to perform routine activities of normal people. You wont be able to fit down an walk way or shopping aisle if a land walrus is already in it.
Mike: Hey Joe did you see that land walrus?
Joe: What do you think I am... blind? I had to go wait untill she hoofed it to the end of the aisle before I could grab something off the shelf.
by lancer95 September 27, 2013
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