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land oyster
A large wad of
coughed up
phlegm
or mucus too large and grotesque to
swallow back
down
Get your
crackers
and
hot sauce
ready, I've got a land oyster coming your way *
cough
*
by
Donny Dymond
March 26, 2008
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land oyster
a fart
Who
stepped on
a land oyster
by
Stubbs
July 14, 2003
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land oyster
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Land Oyster
A female who has a “
tangy
odor” from not
washing
her
cooter
Carrie
smells
like a
land oyster
by
Toad McSwampmister
December 31, 2019
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Land Oyster
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