A mix brew that contains half landshark and half hoegaarden.
I'd suck a dick for a land hoe right now!
by Wasted7466425 February 20, 2014
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A female that looks good from a far but not up close.
I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.
by Mynameissev October 26, 2018
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