He is a bisexual sharpshooter and is dating a gay emo country guy with a mullet named Keith!

Extremely tall and insane creatures usually have wide shoulders hard to talk to because they hide all emotions or give off a opposite emotion but when they warm up to you are extremely protective and will always have your back

Has a huge cock.

When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.

a nice center greasy long uncut hair parting

Lance McClain is the most beautiful baby blue boy ever known to exist. He is gay for lance,and has a purpose. He is the ninja sharpshooter, and is loverboylance.

Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.