A girl who's mere below average or average looks are of no consequence to male gamer nerds who are in such a desperate need to get laid, the female assumes a stature of epic proportions.

n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.

The female version of a ladies man.

When you come back from a LAN party/gaming event and you get flu-like

symptoms from being around other dirty gamers for a whole weekend

The accumulated liquids spilled during or after a lan or lan party, usually (in a failed effort) scooped into large black trash bags.

Playing multiplayer games is much more fun when your opponent is in range of verbal abuse

Literally means "Strange penis" in hokkien,

means someone who is very hard to deal with