Definition of a socially inept slag who visits a lan because of the high male to female ratio.
Is usually on the lower end of attractiveness, yet is able to attract virgin nerds like flys.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.