Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter.
"You see that girls shorts? THOSE are some LAMPS man. Leave nothing to the imagination I guess!"
by comdygas December 12, 2004
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Acronym for "laughing at my phone".

Looking at your phone to hide that you're laughing at someone/something only you noticed. Uncontrollable laughter; in the prescence of many people; usually in a place where there is little to no talking.
<Senior citizen gets on the Bus wearing her shoes on wrong feet>

Kev: (pulls out phone) HA-hahAhaHHAHahHAAAAAAH

Los: What's funny..?

Kev: (LAMP maneuver) oh...funny text.
by KetchupVSKatsup August 12, 2011
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1. Something lights other things using artificial light.
2. Something you love.
3. A person that is "Just friends" (def. taken from the movie just friends.
1. Turn on the lamp, it's too dark!
2. I love lamp.
3. When in the 'friend zone', the person who you are just friends with loves you like a brother.... or a lamp....
by Smitty Joe December 07, 2005
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When a guy convinces a girl (usually a familiar sex partner) who is menstruating, to lay/sit down and start masturbating. Whilst she is doing this the guy turns off all the lights and closes the blinds, then shines a torch or 'lamp' (anything bright) and focus' the light on her vagina whilst blood proceeds to come out due to the masturbation. At this point it is customary for the guy to yell out: (with one fist pumping the air) "CAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
Mate 1 - "Oh boys, my missus was having a really heavy period yesterday, so I got my torch and started treating myself to a ... yep, you got it - CAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"

Mate 2 - "You sick bastard, I hope you put a tarp down this time... CAAAAAAAAAAAARN THE LAMP!"
by Norm M August 08, 2011
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A ship created by the fandom of the "Sanders Sides" series, (created by Thomas Sanders) referred to as "fanders," that includes Logic, Anxiety, Morality and Creativity.
You can both ship Analogical and Prinxiety, LAMP is pretty much canon anyway so who cares?
by GrayJedi August 31, 2019
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Another name for a large family. Usually Lampe families are associated with the Eastern sea board and they are typically mostly male. Lampe family girls are considered unattainable.
"Wow look at all those people over there."
"What a Lampe family reunion"
by CheesePlease September 04, 2012
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