by Elsa Arendell December 19, 2020
by macsalmon October 24, 2003
Popularized by the show Curb Your Enthusiasm, lamping is the act of relaxing while sitting down. "Lampin" may be used as a short form of "lamping".
by lukcio February 27, 2018
by SOAPTHECOMMUNIST September 29, 2018
why the fuck are you looking up the definition of lamp, you actual dumb fuck. I bet you're actually brain-dead in real life. go fuck yourself
by skybe0 September 17, 2020
She was popping off at the mouth and I was forced to do a drive-by lamping on her trifflin ass.
I will lamp you.
The lamp flew through the air and crashed into her face with ferocious force, thus a successful lamping.
I will lamp you.
The lamp flew through the air and crashed into her face with ferocious force, thus a successful lamping.
by A&T'sAngryOvaries November 13, 2010
An object that oftentimes passes under people's notices. Usually used to describe an object with a light bulb, It can be used to describe an ex-boyfriend who is obscenely annoying and somewhat hated. Once you friend-zone a guy, he becomes a lamp in your mind. A somewhat useless object that can be turned on and sometimes off but is generally a hindrance to daily life. It is much easier to hit the light switch then to use a lamp. Although.... they are always there for backup.... Anyways... no one likes lamps. Except losers.
Girl1: Ugh lamps are so annoying :/
Girl2: I know, right?? I wish you could take a book and SQUASH them into the ground!!
Girl1: Totally! I mean, why do they even exist?!?
Girl2: I know, right?? I wish you could take a book and SQUASH them into the ground!!
Girl1: Totally! I mean, why do they even exist?!?
by The Sexual Beast of Light October 29, 2012