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When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
by Gorgeous Brian May 01, 2016
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a fetish that fetishizes lamps and people that are sexually attracted to lamps have a lamp fetish
person a:“wowie lamps really turn me on”

person b: “hahaha nice pun”
person a: “no for real tho, i have a lamp fetish”
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