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When one passes, looks at or hears about a lamp or its shade they feel an overwhelming urge to perform mighty sensual acts of self indulgence.
That man obviously has a lamp fetish, I can see his sex endorphins (some may say sexy Dolphins depending on ones geographical location) working overdrive.
by Gorgeous Brian May 01, 2016
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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a fetish that fetishizes lamps and people that are sexually attracted to lamps have a lamp fetish
person a:“wowie lamps really turn me on”

person b: “hahaha nice pun”
person a: “no for real tho, i have a lamp fetish”
by cheesethicc July 18, 2018
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