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(n) lameontologist: (lāmēˌənˈtäləjist)

one who follows formerly mainstream trends that are neither old nor new enough to be bold, daring, or innovative.

ORIGIN early 21st cent.: from lameo- of a certain french douchebag + Greek onta ‘beings’ (neuter plural of ōn, present participle of einai ‘be’ ) + -logy .
1. "Are you seriously wearing shutter shades in a non-ironic manner? Those are so 2006. Go digging at Nordstrom Rack for more washed-up choices in accessories you fucking lameontologist.
by Some other douchebag December 27, 2010
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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