A lambie is a fellow friend who loves L.A.M.B. (Clothing and bag line by Gwen Stefani)

This term is usually used in a friendly way. Sometimes, the person will not know the name of the individual wearing L.A.M.B., so 'lambie' is just a friendly term to indicate that they also love L.A.M.B. and find it cool that you're wearing an item of it.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Noun - A Word used to describe one who acts in an improper manner.

A girl that is the friend of a male who is considered quiet, yet once getting to know them very Happy, Joyful, and fun to be around.

A cheap douchebag, known for drunkenly driving into cows.