A girl that is as unique as her name is. This girl will draw you in with her charisma, her intelligence, and her otherworldly beauty. Her constant desire for adventure will leave you feeling euphoric asf. Compassionate, tenacious, loving, and sexy as hell, Laknis make incredible friends and even better lovers... but if you ever break her heart, she’ll be gone forever. If you’re ever lucky enough to meet a Lakni, make sure you never let go of them!

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."