A state of mind (in which old folks who tried to dose up on viagra) end up at, after they finally realize that they're permanently impotent, thus they just end up sitting on their porches and yelling at..."those damn kids"...

(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.

Lake Flaccid is when you're trying to sleep with a girl but you can't get a hard on.

Another name for Sarah Palin's vagina. This pseudonym originated because of her cooter's size (big as a lake) and the effect it has on any penis (makes 'em flaccid).