Experiencing a state of something being extra slow, usually related to technology that you want to throw out the window. You know a lag, or lagging, but for those that can use it in a sentence, then it is known as an abstract noun denoting the quality and state of slowness.

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.