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Slow and or pausings in performance,loading,gameplay or image display in any video game,image or even music sounds.
by blue77 April 25, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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When playing a video game (usually online) a player will occassionally experience "lag" or "laggage". This is when there are so many operations being calculated on the systems at once, that the screens move slowly and blocky. When someone is experiencing laggage, the enemy takes advantage of this and pwndizzles that laggageur.
Guy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! GAH! SCREEN'S BLOCKY!
Other Guy: *shoots Guy* Sir, may I carry your laggage?
Other Guy: *shoots Guy* Sir, may I carry your laggage?
by Undugrownd February 02, 2007