A narcissistic, yet doughy female-identifying individual who thinks they have it all together but rather is leaving crumbs while oozing through life’s path. Leaving a trail of useless perfumed slime.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.